May 2009
6 REASONS WHY HORROR FANS MAKE THE BEST FILM FANS →
What if Kanye West is Retarded? →
Vern reviews 'Terminator Salvation' →
WHAT WENT WRONG WITH TERMINATOR SALVATION? →
The Hoverboard Lie: How Back to the Future Ruined Childhood
Looking Back At 1999: Jar-Jar Binks is ten years... →
Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.
– Michael Caine (via rulesformyunbornson)
If The Characters on 'Lost' Told the Truth |... →
favorite:
Hurley’s entry:
What’s up, Journal?
Everybody here is so into their personal drama. It’s pretty weird, I guess. There’s no room for a fat guy in all that stuff, though. Oh no, the fat guy can’t be involved in any romantic love triangles; he’d just drag everything down, right? It’d be like, an isosceles love triangle if you put fatty on one end. Speaking of, why have I even gained...
One of Hollywood’s oldest axioms teaches us: The story comes first....
– Roger Ebert
Surrogates (2009) • Trailer
Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes (2009) • Trailer
The Road (2009) • Trailer
I liked Star Trek growing up and I’ve seen the new one. It’s good. I...
– George Lucas, a man who has a way with words.